Position Description: Seer of Seers, Prophet of Prophets, Bringer of Revelations
John has been a trusted advisor to world leaders and corporate CEOs for centuries, providing prophetic insights on the best ways to increase market share, boost employee morale, and find the optimal lunch spot near the office.
His prophesies include:
• The Great Coffee Machine of the Future will be powered by 100% recycled paper cups
• The answer to world peace lies within a perfectly calibrated Spotify playlist
• A 4-day workweek is the key to a happy, productive life